“Why would Jaime Lannister be allowed to bang his sister when I’m not?” says Luke Skywalker in a bitter tone. “Why have I evolved in…
Crazy Poppins has interviewed Rufus the demon about how he spent his time with his colleagues. He quickly mentioned the song ‘The Pit’ by Andy…
You thought Frank Underwood was dead? Think again! He actually works at Disneyland, California, and he’s as happy as a clam. Hello, Frank Underwood. What…
Chidi would love some ice cream. However, once facing the ice cream truck, tragedy strikes: as usual, Chidi hesitates. The gelateria dilemma Lucky for him, he…
A scandal broke out yesterday at the Springfield nuclear power plant. Oh, nothing to do with a security breach, although Homer Simpson is still the…
While ordinary people meet St. Peter in heaven, Florida men meet… Jason Mendoza. Trouble in Paradise “There was a time when Florida men went directly…
What a relief. The Krusty Burger – the star product sold by the depressed clown of the same name, may contain traces of meat. Krusty,…