Of course. How are you?
Sure, we get you. How is life after death treating you?
How do you spend your days?
Well, I’m really glad to see you cause technically, I’m a Buddhist monk. I’ve eaten very lil’ for a week. Honestly, if you’e a parent and your kid doesn’t finish dinner, don’t talk to him or her about lil’ African kids. Just tell’em: “If you don’t eat that up, you’ll end up like Jason, eating roots and drinkin’ rain water for eternity. That will work for sure.”