“Why would Jaime Lannister be allowed to bang his sister when I’m not?” says Luke Skywalker in a bitter tone. “Why have I evolved in a film series back in 1977 and not in an HBO show from the 2010s? Could you tell me WHY?”
Luke Skywalker was already jealous of Han Solo
Hard feelings against Mark Hamill
Then Luke goes on about Han: “Besides, Harrison Ford has played Indiana Jones, no less, when the last memorable part from Mark Hamill was in the Muppet Show. That idiot couldn’t even get the part in the Star Wars porn parody, released in 2012.”
“Besides, I’m a bit relieved that Kylo Ren didn’t get much action either. By the way, I for one died only once. Kylo was stupid enough to die, then come back to life for a ridiculous kiss with Rey, before dying again. Those are strange times indeed.”
"What does Jaime Lannister have that I don't?"
Luke Skywalker goes on in an bitter tone : “Jaime Lannister is not that awesome, when you think about it: fair hair, a smooth face you’ve seen a thousand times, a dazzling smile.“
“To be honest, he reminds me of Hayden Christensen, although even this dear Anakin gets some on the grass with Queen Amidala. To think fans have theorized about a potential relationship between myself and 3-PO…”