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Now that’s a radical change for Tim Burton. For once, his next movie will exude a gothic atmosphere, and Eva Green will be in it, probably as the lead character.
For the first time, Johnny Depp might also play a misunderstood loner, and Helena Bonham Carter could give her voice to one of the animated characters. Winona Ryder said she may also take part in the movie between two Stranger Things episodes.
A brand new concept for Tim Burton
Movie artists rejoice: “For once, says Matthew, the make-up artist, Tim Burton will need a lot of make up for his characters, all of a very pale complexion. My colleague Lisa, the costume maker, will also sew for him a series of costumes including sexy red dresses and black and white striped trousers. Susan, the decorator, can’t wait to start on the spooky old house. We are all very excited.”