What a relief. The Krusty Burger – the star product sold by the depressed clown of the same name, may contain traces of meat.
Krusty, what do you think of the enquiry's findings?
That was surprising even for me. However, if I told you the recipe of our secret sauce, you wouldn’t believe it either.
Could you still give us the official ingredients of the Krusty Burger?
Well, you can find cheddar in it. Oh, wait, we can’t call that cheddar. We have to call it “a cheese product.”
Why is that?
What about mustard?
We prefer to call it « our yellow dressing. »
How about ketchup?
Well… I’d rather tell you that after the interview.
According to your TV commercial, the bacon you use comes from pigs raised in a natural state that live quite a happy life. Is that true?
I think I should tell you that’s just a rubber disk painted pink.
You've never had a scandal?
And there's this documentary, too...
Did anyone else die?
Oh, there was this one guy. He was just allergic to onions, so that was OK.